Enter name: Verlio Forgel (feel free to leave as many commands as you want)

>Open Mailbox

Mailbox? You have never heard of this "Mailbox". You instead open your package depository.

OMG, ITS A COPY OF THE LATEST AND HIGHLY ANTICIPATED GAME, SGRUB.

Considering you don't want to break up the game into several pieces you carefully pick up the game.

>Install SGRUB

>Install SGRUB

You run inside your hive holding the game high up in the air. You have it, you finally HAVE IT. You have been hearing about this game for so long. It's so EXCLUSIVE you are not even sure how you made it into the BETA GROUP! You have heard so much praise for this game's DEPTH and GRAPHICS and how IMMERSIVE it is and OH GODAMMIT YOU ACCIDENTALLY CAPTCHALOUGED IT.



You black out in a fit of rage...

>Wake Up

>Wake up

You wake up, your room is a mess, all the test tubes have been broken and there is a ton of broken glass on the floor. It looks as if you had a FIT OF RAGE that you were not conscience of.. Welp, looks like you are going to be cleaning for several hours.

You wish you could control you rage, just like the trolk from the Trollvengers, a movie featuring troll superhero's, with one (1) evil villain from another planet and his grub-buddy who is defending Alternia. Starring Troll Chris Hemsworth playing Thorl, a blue-blood with extreme telekinetic abilities, also Troll Mark Ruffalo as Trolk who can explicitly control his anger in one of the most ridiculous and unexplained scenes in the movie. With Troll Robert Downey, Jr. as Iron Troll, a Troll with an iron suit that gives him what appears to be telekinetic powers but it actually doesn't if you read this you win the internet


That movie was awesome...

((I win the internet))
>Examine broken test tubes

>Examine broken test tubes

As you cast your eyes around the room all you can see is glass, glass everywhere.



As you look around you cast a tear of black liquid sorrow for your precious test-tubes
After you get over your grief you turn on the vacuum cleaner and start to hoover your room, you waste 30 minutes on this menial task.

>Examine Sylladex

>Examine Sylladex

You open up your sylladex, as expected it is filled with the most absolutely random cra- OH GOD WHAT'S THAT

- Plastic chair
- Wooden box
- Glass  
- Plastic test tube
- Hooded jumper
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̵ͮ̎ͯ̃̓̎̈̑̓͗̽̅͑̍̓ͩ͊̿͆̕̕͝҉̦͚̹̗̲̯͚̜͚̬͙͓̹̥̱M̽ͯ̈́̐͡҉̩̺̪͎̠͞e̶̡̪̗̳͙̗͓͕̜̤̼̒͊͗̎̊̐̚̕d̴ͭͥͬͣ͋͋͛͊̽͏̵̹͉̟̼̖͙̹̤̀͢ͅi̵̡̜̦̱͎͍͇̼̣̟ͨ͋̓̇ͮͤ̔͆̏ͣ̍ͯ̽̇̃̌ͬ͋͠͡u̸͆̽̍ͪ̏͛̀̆̄̽̃̈́̑̚҉҉̻̯̳͖̫m̨̡̗̜͇͔̰͔̂̌͑̃̑͑͑̀ͤ̔̈́̑͑̽ ̍̂ͬ͋ͬ̎̽͊̓ͫͧ̔ͧ͏̨͡҉̠̟̥͉̬͓͜ͅS̨̠͙̙̼̰͚̙͚͎̣̻̖̤̲͕̓ͦ͌ͪͤ̉̕k̡̿͗ͨ͂͗̽̎͜͢҉͎̹̤̮͉̫͙̮͕̦̹̮̪͕a̛̺̝̠̗̣̟̳̫̲̳͈̜͉̺͔̻̳̫̎̓ͣ̊ͯͮ̍͐̌i̢̞͕̝̮̰̝̳͉͉̩̫͈̻̗̠ͯ͗ͤ͗̆̓̎̊ͤͤ̊̆̕͢͠a̶͙͓͓̙̠͉̲̭̫̗̒ͨ̐͗̄ͪͥͦ͋͒͒̒̔̎ͭ̀́͜n̛ͤ̅̀̎ͤ̂̔ͥ҉͏͔̰̦͍̦̬̮̱̰̖͔̕eͫ̐ͣ̉ͦͮ͌͆ͨ͊̔͋̉̂ͦ̀͢҉̻̺̤̙̭͕͉̗͓̰͙̬̝̘̳̫ͅţ̴̡̣͈̠͎̼̻͈̺̮ͣ͛̿̾̓ͪͥ͒ͥ̓̍ͪ̊ͤͭ̒̌͝͠
- Sugar
- Orange
- Plastic bottle
- Sand
- Banana
- Blank CD
- Computer
- PDA  

It appears there is something corrupting your sylladex. You don't want to mess with it and you now feel very mistrusting of your sylladex.

>Check Computer

>Use computer to redownload Sylladex

>Defragment Sylladex Drivers

>Scan Sylladex for viruses

>Eject Sylladex

>Check Computer

You check your computer again.



Your Cybernation is going brilliantly.

>Use computer to re-download Sylladex

Re-download... Sylladex???!

You don't even know where that idea came from. You can re-download a sylladex, that's just silly.
You might be able to pirate a new fetch modus because your current one sucks but.... a sylladex isn't even... real?

You are very confused.

>Defragment Sylladex Drivers

You don't even know if a sylladex has drivers????

>Scan Sylladex for viruses



You check the port on your sylladex anyway.



It appears you can't scan for viruses as you don't have the correct cable converter meaning you can't plug your sylladex into your computer. You could probably order the correct cable from Japan but that sounds like too much effort.

>Eject Sylladex



If you were to do that then you would have to captchalouge everything again and all your items would be split into their original components.

==>

You check you sylladex again to try and see whats making it "bug out".

- Plastic chair
- Wooden box
- Glass  
- Plastic test tube
- Hooded jumper
Sbű̼͕͓̪͐̂̂͌̅̂ͯ͋̑̀͌̆̈̔̿̀́̚̚̚ȑ̡̝̟̥̭̙̦̩̫̝̩͕̪̟̼ͩͮͥ̂̌̅̀ͧͬ̅̽ͩ̀̈́̀̚͠b̼͓̙̜̹̜̯̯̝̺̺́̆̍̄ͭ̂̊̒͛͋̐̃͟ ̵̢̨͔̗̣̼̪̍̐͛̽̈͊̄͢Un̵i͂̀ͯ̍̍̓͒͌ͫ̃̿ͤ̏ͫ̇ͣ̓҉̛̲̰̤̗ͅvę̷̡rse
̵ͮ̎ͯ̃̓̎̈̑̓͗̽̅͑̍̓ͩ͊̿͆̕̕͝҉̦͚̹̗̲̯͚̜͚̬͙͓̹̥̱M̽ͯ̈́̐͡҉̩̺̪͎̠͞e̶̡̪̗̳͙̗͓͕̜̤̼̒͊͗̎̊̐̚̕d̴ͭͥͬͣ͋͋͛͊̽͏̵̹͉̟̼̖͙̹̤̀͢ͅi̵̡̜̦̱͎͍͇̼̣̟ͨ͋̓̇ͮͤ̔͆̏ͣ̍ͯ̽̇̃̌ͬ͋͠͡u̸͆̽̍ͪ̏͛̀̆̄̽̃̈́̑̚҉҉̻̯̳͖̫m̨̡̗̜͇͔̰͔̂̌͑̃̑͑͑̀ͤ̔̈́̑͑̽
- Sugar
- Orange
- Plastic bottle
- Sand
- Banana
- Blank CD
- Computer
- PDA

It appears to be the component of an item you captchalouged earlier, and quite recently too.

>It's the hooded jumper, get rid of it.

>Combine mysterious item and blank disc

>It's the hooded jumper, get rid of it.

Okay, you think the hooded jumper may be the cause but you need to combine it with something first before you can un-captchalouge it.

YOU MIX:
HOODED JUMPER + BANANA

YOU CREATE:
A BANANA SUIT



This thing is hideous....

==>

You check your sylladex for the third time.

- Plastic chair
- Wooden box
- Glass
- Plastic test tube
Sbű̼͕͓̪͐̂̂͌̅̂ͯ͋̑̀͌̆̈̔̿̀́̚̚̚ȑ̡̝̟̥̭̙̦̩̫̝̩͕̪̟̼ͩͮͥ̂̌̅̀ͧͬ̅̽ͩ̀̈́̀̚͠b̼͓̙̜̹̜̯̯̝̺̺́̆̍̄ͭ̂̊̒͛͋̐̃͟ ̵̢̨͔̗̣̼̪̍̐͛̽̈͊̄͢Un̵i͂̀ͯ̍̍̓͒͌ͫ̃̿ͤ̏ͫ̇ͣ̓҉̛̲̰̤̗ͅvę̷̡rse
̵ͮ̎ͯ̃̓̎̈̑̓͗̽̅͑̍̓ͩ͊̿͆̕̕͝҉̦͚̹̗̲̯͚̜͚̬͙͓̹̥̱M̽ͯ̈́̐͡҉̩̺̪͎̠͞e̶̡̪̗̳͙̗͓͕̜̤̼̒͊͗̎̊̐̚̕d̴ͭͥͬͣ͋͋͛͊̽͏̵̹͉̟̼̖͙̹̤̀͢ͅi̵̡̜̦̱͎͍͇̼̣̟ͨ͋̓̇ͮͤ̔͆̏ͣ̍ͯ̽̇̃̌ͬ͋͠͡u̸͆̽̍ͪ̏͛̀̆̄̽̃̈́̑̚҉҉̻̯̳͖̫m̨̡̗̜͇͔̰͔̂̌͑̃̑͑͑̀ͤ̔̈́̑͑̽
- Sugar
- Orange
- Plastic bottle
- Sand
- Blank CD
- Computer
- PDA

Well you can rule out the Hooded Jumper and the Banana, those things didn't seem particularly useful anyway.

>Combine mysterious item and blank disc

Okay... LETS DO THIS!

YOU MIX:
MYSTERIOUS THING  + BLANK CD

YOU CREATE:
A COPY OF SGRUB BETA!

>Install Sburb